If God had a cellphone back in the day, he could have saved Moses the hike up Mt. Sinai:
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?
Via McSweeney's. Also, you can now follow God on Twitter, but he's a little snarky.
11 comments:
Interesting notion...God probably did own a cell phone even then but Moses did not have the same plan!
How do you think God will renew His messages in future?
Of course God is a little snarky, she also has a helluva temper. I think she and I could hang.
P.S. I would offer up a clever txt answer but I write out the few texts I send in clear unbroken English. I'm such a Grandma.
I text in english as well. But that was f*cking brilliant.
omg, lol, rofl. ;-)
Thank you for the laugh! God is a timeless God, definitely!
the joys of texting!
HEY Robin!!! Enjoy every single pair of your SHOES!! :)
LOL... Life would've been VERY different had they had texting in those days... HILARIOUS to think... thanks for a laugh!
That is too funny!
haha, that is HILARIOUS! thanks for posting :)
the first one is definitely the best. SRSLY!
:-)
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