Friday, June 5, 2009


If God had a cellphone back in the day, he could have saved Moses the hike up Mt. Sinai:

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

Via McSweeney's. Also, you can now follow God on Twitter, but he's a little snarky.


MrsLittleJeans said...

Interesting notion...God probably did own a cell phone even then but Moses did not have the same plan!

How do you think God will renew His messages in future?

Raina Cox said...

Of course God is a little snarky, she also has a helluva temper. I think she and I could hang.

P.S. I would offer up a clever txt answer but I write out the few texts I send in clear unbroken English. I'm such a Grandma.

only a movie said...

I text in english as well. But that was f*cking brilliant.

Julia @ Hooked on Houses said...

omg, lol, rofl. ;-)

knitseashore said...

Thank you for the laugh! God is a timeless God, definitely!

Iva Messy said...

the joys of texting!

Iva Messy said...

HEY Robin!!! Enjoy every single pair of your SHOES!! :)

Fifi Flowers said...

LOL... Life would've been VERY different had they had texting in those days... HILARIOUS to think... thanks for a laugh!

Petunia said...

That is too funny!

Joanna Goddard said...

haha, that is HILARIOUS! thanks for posting :)

Anonymous said...

the first one is definitely the best. SRSLY!